Twelve things they don't tell you about the second trimester...

... you might get a hairy belly. Sexy!
... morning sickness doesn't always disappear at 12 weeks
... tiredness doesn't necessarily disappear at 12 weeks
... you think you are desperate for the loo, only to get there and find you only pee a thimble full.
... you get strangely vivid dreams
... your sense of smell is insane, to the point you can smell people's halitosis at 20 paces
... you lose sight of your nether regions alarmingly quickly
... you can give yourself a stabbing pain by roling over incorrectly
... a normal night's sleep is a distant dream, thanks to the weird hours your bladder has decided to keep
... you spend far too many hours obsessing about how big your bump is getting
...sneezes hurt and are dangerous on a full bladder
... People tell you that you'll bloom and glow in your second trimester. Actually you just get horrible heartburn, backache etc and get fatter! tee hee