The dampness of the pants is how we know

This song has been going through my head all day. What they don't warn you is when you're pregnant, you tend be more, er, moist in a certain area I don't really want to go into with the great populace of the internets... which every time you notice it, you get paranoid that you've actually started bleeding and you're miscarrying. Crazy eh? Anyway, thought I'd get this stuck in some other peoples' heads, so... enjoy!

... the dampness of the pants is how we know!