Woke up this morning and Santa's brought me an early Christmas prezzie - a massive bloody bruise on my chin! I have NO IDEA where it's come from, I've not had a trip or fall, nor has Alex taken up fiancé beating! It's just appeared overnight! The only thing I can think of is that I coulod have twatted myself in the face with my Carpal Tunnel brace in my sleep, as it's got a big metal strip down it. If not, no idea! Let's hope I don't go into labour or they'll be calling Social Services!
Merry Christmas!
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