OK, things are officially getting desperate on the clothing front!
First it was growing out of my normal clothes, but I'm now so big, I don't actually fit into any of my maternity clothes any more! Seriously, all but one of my maternity tops are too short and bearing bump in sub-zero temperatures is not fun! I have a few long tops and a few long jumpers and that's it! All the short stuff I have to wear with my bump band, just to cover my belly.
However, now my maternity jeans are broken! First the gusset split and I had to stitch it back together. Then Mum had to restitch my shoddy needle work. Then the fly broke a couple of weeks ago. However, I've been struggling along with a mixture of accidentally flashing people and hiding it with my bump band. However, with only a few weeks to go, the fabric on the gusset has now disintegrated, so I can't even stitch it! If I pull my bump band down low enough to cover my holey crotch, I expose the bottom of my bump; if I cover my bump, I flash my crotch to half of Warwickshire.
This Christmas I will be mostly holy, I mean holey!
Merry Christmas!
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