Questions to ask the midwife...

I posted the following status update on Facebook before I went to midwife's appointment:

"Helen Crook is putting the finishing touches to the huge list of questions she has for her new midwife... she's going to LOVE me!"

I came back only to find some of my friends had made some suggestions of their own, so I thought I'd copy the transcript here for posterity!

Aileen Birch: apparently this results in a baby, can you comment?"!! X

Aileen Birch: How does the baby get in there?

Aileen Birch: How does it get out?

Aileen Birch: How are babies made?

Alex Davis: Is it Windows 7 compatible?

Terry Pettitt: Are they waterproof ?

Alex Davis: (in a Michael Jackson voice) does it come in black?

Lucy Hamer-Knight: Hahahaha...

Lucy Hamer-Knight: I dare you to ask how babies are made :-)

Aileen Birch: Does it come with a warranty?

Aileen Birch: Is there a 28 day returns policy if I keep the receipt?

Aileen Birch: I agree with Lucy - ask the question, I dare you!!! X

Alex Davis: Is it machine washable? (ah if only...)

Mentalists the lot of 'em! lol