Bump band

My first bump band arrived today (thanks Melon boy!). It's perfect! It means I don't have an unsightly gap between my ever-retreating t shirts and my very low slung jeans! It'll also mean as I, er, expand, that I can continue wearing my jeans unbuttoned, as it'll hold them up. Check this out for schhhhexy! Once again, a bloody awful picture - also, don't get excited, it's not a bump, just bags and bags of bloat! I'm only 10+3! (Well, I think it's bloat...)



God, it takes me back to wearing skirts over trousers at college! Can't wait for my piratey stripy one to come! Arg!